u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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