have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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