Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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