Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
And then he peed in my hair
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