After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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