just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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