who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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