I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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