you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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