i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We have started to decorate penises.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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