but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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