Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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