i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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