I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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