I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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