She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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