hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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