i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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