It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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