I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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