You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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