shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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