I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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