Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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