Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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