But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
All I want is dick and wine.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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