I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
This toilet bowl is my home.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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