I heard we made out
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I've blown a few things in my day
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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