why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
In America we eat man semen.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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