dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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