I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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