it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
