But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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