dude i'm inner monologue high
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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