Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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