can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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