u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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