if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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