He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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