Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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