i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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