I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I supernannyed him into submission
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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