2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
if only i could text you this smell
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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