it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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