Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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