Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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