I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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