wat bout pragnant strippers??
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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