I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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