i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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