your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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