Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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